Much to Batman's chagrin, a stupid creature with near-limitless magical powers called Bat-Mite would occasionally appear and try to "help" his favorite hero have "more exciting" adventures. Luckily, he could usually fix this problem by getting the well-meaning but clumsy and naive creature to simply leave.
Unfortunately, he had an even stupider younger sister. Her name was Ditz-Mite and she was keen on not making the same mistakes as her older brother. She decided to not just focus on regular superheroes but also on what most humans liked to see and what made them happiest, so she could be the most helpful imp ever!
"Let's see . . . what do humans like to watch on their gizmos?"
Tons and tons of screens full of porn appeared in front of her.
"Gosh! I guess they sure do love mating! But what makes them happiest?"
Squinting and sticking out her tongue in thought, she analyzed the brains of humans and found out that sex also made them have things called "orgasms" that lit up their pleasure centers like a pinball machines!
"Ooh! No wonder they watch it all the time!"
A flickering light bulb popped above her head.
"Hey, I totally know! I'll go help the superheroes MAKE everybody happy! And BE happy! With this SEX stuff! That'll show 'em that we imps can be super helpful! And I won't just focus on one superguy like my dumbo brother! I'll help ALL of them!"
Ditz-Mite popped into the world and began her crusade, deciding to be invisible so everyone would be surprised when she appeared for her thanks and huge party/parade in her honor . . .
***
"Accursed arachnid! I'll silence that shrill tongue of yours once I turn you into an actual spider!" Circe snarled as she shot a magical blast of energy at a very tired Spider-Man. True to the old Parker luck, he'd managed to blunder into a fight Wonder Woman was having with her archenemy Circe and gotten the sorceress's hand webbed to a nearby wall. Unfortunately, this was after she'd temporarily stunned the Amazon Princess into unconsciousness and grabbed some sort of magic scepter from a display.
"Hey, careful! Some of this stuff is expensive! And I've done the literal spider routine - boooring! Plus, I like my tongue, thank you very much!"
Ditz-Mite appeared with a smile, then pouted as she saw the moaning Amazon slowly coming to and a furious Circe trying to kill Spider-Man.
"Wait a minute! This isn't how two girls and a guy are supposed to behave! I'll FIX it!"
With a snap of her fingers, she gave Circe and Wonder Woman a proper attitude adjustment. It took much less of a push for the Amazon, which made sense.
Circe abruptly stopped hurtling blasts at Spider-Man and dropped her scepter.
"Gods! Your tongue- yes, I believe it could be of great use to me, mmmm! Wait, what am I saying?" Circe said as her pussy began to throb at the sight of the limber stud in front of her. Why had she wanted to kill him? Or that sexy brunette? It all seemed so strange. She tried to think and suddenly she realized immediately what was wrong.
"Your tongue? No! My tongue should service you!" The chesty purple haired sorceress casually tore off her top to reveal her firm, heaving tits, the nipples dark and purple as well.Spider-Man stopped dead in his tracks.
"Uhhh . . . what is happening?"
Wonder Woman stood up shaking rubble from her powerful, curvy frame and her eyes narrowed.
"You dare?" Diana snarled as she stood up and stalked over to the sorceress. "You DARE?"
"Um, hey, Wondy, I think something's a bit off with the Wicked Witch of the-" Spidey began but Diana seemed laser-focused on her arch-enemy. She stormed up to her, reared back a hand . . . and grabbed Circe by the hair and kissed her deeply. Her archenemy merely returned her kiss with equal passion, her free hand squeezing Diana's ample ass roughly.
"You dare offer to service this man without ME?" Diana said after breaking from the long and lustful kiss. With a smile, she pulled her archenemy's arm free from her web bindings and gave her a playful swat on her tight ass. Circe then . . . giggled.
Spider-Man blinked.
"Whoa. Paging Penthouse forum! Um, hey, Diana, remember the part where she was just trying to kill you? Are you, uh, are you okay?"
Diana fixed him with a dazzling smile and casually shucked off her one piece swimsuit and stepped out of it, leaving her phenomenal body wearing just bracelets, tiara and red thigh-high boots. Her nipples were also clearly up and hard, something a purring Circe noticed as she rubbed up against her and squeezed her tits playfully. Diana gently nudged Circe aside but squeezed her hand tightly as they sauntered up to Spider-Man.
"Oh, I'd say I'm far better than just "OK", wouldn't you, Spider-MAN?" she purred, taking a tone he didn't think Wonder Women even knew how to take. Being red-radioactive-blooded-male, Spider-Man began to sport a pretty impressive bulge at the display and swallowed heavily.
"Am I dreaming? Is this a magic thing?"
"No, you delectable Adonis!" Circe said. "That-" she casually kicked the staff she had fought for away and tore off what remained of her costume, revealing a purple bush and long lovely legs. "Was a magic thing! But the only rod either of us needs now is that magnificent tool beneath your legs!"
The two women cooed and slid up near to Peter Parker and weirdly, his Spidey-Sense didn't go off . . . even when they both fell to their knees in front of him and eagerly tore his pants off.
"H-hey! Wait a minute, ladies-"
"I'll work the balls, you work the shaft." Diana said with a huge grin.
"Okay, lover." Circe purred, giving Diana a quick kiss before they began sucking off Spider-Man together, each other's hands slipping between each other's muscular thighs.
Spider-Man began to go cross-eyed . . .
"MJ is going to be soooo MAD . . ."
***
"Ugh. I hate fighting these losers." Ms. Marvel groused to Power Girl as the punched out the last of the Wrecking Crew.
"Yeah. At least other supervillains at least pretend to look at my face unlike these sleazeballs." Power Girl growled through grit teeth.
Tying some steel beams around the four men and scattering their weapons, Ms. Marvel heard the familiar noise of the crowd taking pictures as she bent down.
"At least you can TELL when people are objectifying you. Is my ass really so damn interesting?"
Power Girl shook her head, sighing.
"I hear you, Carol. I'd be freaking thrilled if we didn't have to worry about this every time we did our thing."
Ditz-Mite appeared out of sight and giggled. She could fix this! Their cute BFF's confab made it all totally clear!
First things first - they were clearly sad they didn't have what the other one had! She wiggled her fingers.
Carol felt a strange, warm sensation in her tits just as Power Girl felt a strange heat in her ass.
"What is- ooh! Unh!" Carol moaned her hands instinctively flying to her chest.
"Carol, what's- ah! What- wha- oooh . . ." Kara moaned, hands flying to grab her tingling ass.
Ms. Marvel's tits began to balloon outwards, her former C-cups straining against the spandex that contained them. Power Girl's ass also began to balloon outwards, the bottom of her uniform becoming first a wedgie, then a thong.
"Oh! Ah! What is- oh, God! NGGN! AAH!" Carol gasped as an orgasm hit her at the merest sensation of trying to press an arm against her throbbing chest to stop the growth.
"What- aaah! AAAH! Great RAO!" Kara gasped as her attempt to cover her expanding ass with her cape produced similarly delightful results.
Ditz-Mite smiled and giggled. Her work was almost done! Just one more thing and happiness would be theirs!
She snapped her fingers and then teleported across the globe with a giggle. She had to spread the joy!
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