"Oooo!" He clapped his hands together and squealed. There was such a lovely blue-and-white dress. It looked so darling! Especially with that utterly adorable pair of black mary jane shoes and those really lacy panties! So sweet!

He looked through the catalogs some more. There were so many lovely clothes! Girls wore the cutest outfits! Unlike silly old boys! They just had suits and things! *blah*

"Boys are so silly!" Then Batman giggled. He'd forgotten for a moment that he was a boy.

It was a shame he couldn't wear all these pretty things. It would be nice to be girly and young, not mannish and old. 

"Master Bruce?"

Batman squeaked in surprise.

"Are you all right, sir?" Alfred asked.

Next Chapters

• Batman pretends everything is okay (Open)
• He tells Alfred that he's feeling a little strange (Open)
• He runs off in a panic

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