Cupid descended down into the basement kitchen of the German Embassy. Diana also known as Wonder Woman was battling the feline menace the Cheetah. Cupid smiled.
“Give me a big one!” he addressed one of his cohorts with a large bag of toys.
Cheetah saw the midget materialize behind the Amazonian princess and toss the grenade. Wonder Woman saw the villainess duck down behind isles of work spaces. She did see the grenade, and she swore that it stopped and hovered for a second above the spot Cheetah was hiding. The grenade then exploded and filled the room with pink mist. Diana coughed as she looked around trying to find the one that had thrown the grenade and Cheetah. Diana followed from the sound of another woman coughing.
“I have you!” Diana jumped out in front of the coughing cat-woman.
To Diana’s surprise, Cheetah didn’t do anything, just looked back at her with a stupid grin on her face. When Diana approached her she just looked up at the amazons with an awestruck look.
“What is wrong with you Cheetah?” Diana asked.
“All of a sudden all my feelings for you are over powering and it think I just creamed my pants thinking about making love to you,” Cheetah responded without thinking.
“What game is this?” Diana asked pulling her Lasso of Truth out.
“No game your majesty,” Cheetah said, “And please call me Barbie, it’s what my friends call me.”
“Speak the truth!” Diana commanded as she put the loop of the lasso around Cheetah’s neck and twisted the length around her wrists, “What is this game you are playing?”
“For a long time I have been having a strong sexual and physical attraction to you,” Cheetah responded in the deadpan confession tone of the Lasso’s victims, “Since that grenade dowsed me with pink gas, I have been unable to function due to these intense sexual feelings for you. I request that you make me your sexual slave.”
“Whatever that gas was,” Diana coughed, “It clearly has rendered you helpless. Time to turn you over to the police!”
“Please don’t!” panic and terror over took Cheetah, “Please don’t cast me off! Oh gods!”
“Can you turn back into a mortal?” Diana asked.
The Cheetah melted back into a human. Diana pulled a cook’s coat from a hanger and tossed it over the woman’s shoulders. As Diana pulled Barbie up to her feet, the auburn haired woman lunged at Diana kissing her on the lips. Diana was surprised, but she didn’t doubt the lust in the addled villainess’ lips. Diana took the woman to the Themysciran embassy.
“You can stay here,” Diana put Barbie in the spare bed room next to hers, “There is a shower for you to use.”
Diana went to her bed room and straight to the shower. After her shower, Diana dressed in fresh garb and armor. Returning to the spare bedroom, Diana was surprised to see her arch enemy laying naked across the bed fingering and grooping herself moaning Diana’s name and pleading for a fantasy Diana to claim her body and soul with sexual acts.
“Knock Knock,” Diana announced herself.
“Your Majesty!” Barbie screamed.
“Given the situation,” Diana said, “Just Diana will do for now. There are bathrobes and tunic dresses in the cabinet.”
As Barbie put on a bathrobe, Diana thought for a moment.
“If you love me,” Diana asked, “Why have you hated me?”
Barbie became dejected.
“Part of why I have always been so bitter and hateful to you is because I have been jealous of you, your beauty,” Barbie said after a long moment, “And I hated a part of myself for wanting to love another woman. Even after I claimed the power of the Cheetah, I harbored dark fantasies about defeating you and keeping you as a trophy in my bed room…”
“In amazon code,” Diana said moving close behind Barbie, “A warrior may claim a defeated criminal as a slave… Do you want to be my slave?”
Barbie turned to face Diana, it was Diana’s turn to kiss her.
*
“That’s one down!” Cupid smiled, “Now next on the list!”