Barbara 'Babs' Jones knew she wasn't really this huge, bald, scale-skinned woman, with the layers of thick, corded muscle and the mouth full of fangs. She knew it...but though she knew she was really Batgirl - Barbara Gordon, daughter of the Gotham Chief of Police - she also knew that was bullshit. She knew who she had been...but she could clearly remember the life of Babs Jones. She was raised to think of herself as an outsider by her alcoholic aunt, who called her a freak and treated her like a monster. She ran away...joined a sideshow...became a wrestler...a criminal...a thug...
Barbara Gordon is a college educated woman.
Babs Jones is a brutal, witless clod who was hardly schooled at all.
Barbara...Babs felt crushing waves of ignorance smashing her mind. She wasn't stupid, actually...rather she was an I'll-educated thug with a Masters Degree in 'street level economics'. She could barely read and only write in clumsy block letters, but her knowledge of brawling and thieving was second to none.
She looked at herself again, and saw...that she was beautiful. She was a monster. A beautiful monster. Being weak, silly Barbara Gordon again would be a step down from this glorious station. Tiny, sexy Harley Quinn pressed herself against her thickly muscled lower torso, and said "Penny fer yah thoughts, Puddin? The gals can wait a bit if you wanna...y'know, play around..."
She forced herself on Harley then, thrusting a thick tongue down her throat and was delighted when Harley responded aggressively biting her tongue and digging her nails into her taught, rock-hard ass. Excited, she threw Harley down and plunged her tongue into Harleys pussy...cupping her right tit with one hand and slipping her thick, muscled fingers into her tight ass. She'd have to contact Batmen and get to the bottom of this...but she decided then to stay Killer Croc as well. After all, Batgirl was a sillychild. A joke...but nobody laughed at the Croc...
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Ophelia let Zatanna inspect her, unsure how to feel. She'd convinced Batman to at least tell only one of their teammates, but as Zatanna looked her over and made little "Oh" and "Ah" and "Mmmhmm" noises, she started to worry. Zatanna looked for all the world as if she knew all about what had happened and how to handle it."
But...I don't want to be Wonder Woman any more.
I want to be the Penguin.
"It's all pretty straight forward stuff. Real basic 'Reality Alteration' tied to an artificial negation of her Amazon nature. This is amusing...but easily handled. Very easy. Just give me a sec..."
The Penguin started to say something, but Batman interrupted first. "Ophelia...or Diana feels that she'd rather...remain as the Penguin. Perhaps there's a way to..."
But as he started to speak, she began chanting some backwards-sounding gibberish as she raised her wand and made several mystic passes over Ophelias' head. Just as the Penguin could feel a sort off...fading around the edges of her existence, she raised her umbrella and prepared to fire a jet of knockout gas at Zatanna.
Batman beat her to it.
Batman...Bruce Wayne...her beloved and wonderful companion...tossed down a flash pellet and shouted "No, Zatanna! She...she should have the chance to decide for herself!"
Zatanna gasped and stumbled in her spell, then shouted "No! Not now! Batman you've..." before the magic seemed to collapse about them. Batman ran to the Penguin and caught the still short, fat little woman in his arms, kissing her and sobbing out "I love you, Diana! If this is what you want, then I love Ophelia too. I'll love the Penguin, if that's who you want to be!"
They kissed again then, and as Ophelia kissed Bruce she saw behind him that Zatanna was getting up. At first she was shocked, but then she began her familiar "Wak! Wak! Wak!" laugh. It really was quite amusing.
Zatannas' traditional costume - the sexy magicians garb and top hat she wore - was now a bright green, decorated with dark green question marks. She wore a green domino mask, her top hat had become a bowler, and her wand had become a cane with a stylized question mark as a grip. She looked confused for a moment...before laughing maniacally and clapping her hands in glee. "Well, this has been a fine jape, Batman. So glad I could help you and the little woman straighten your problems out. You'll find that the pesky little problem of 'Wonder Woman' has been removed from her magical DNA. She'll be the same old Penguin we both remember for the rest of her life. I saw the flaw in the spell and found a...(giggle)...way around it. Invite me to the wedding, you love birds!" before she said a riddle backwards...and vanished in a puff of green smoke.
"Oh...damn. I think I messed up." Sighed Batman, before looking down at his lovely soon to be wife. "Oh, well...I'll deal with that later."