Title

Jen and Carol discover caffiene makes spiders drunk.

by Gorel
Storyline She-Hulk: Going Native.
Characters She-Hulk X-Men
Category Marvel M/F F/F Savage Monsters Pregnancy
Previous Chapter Down in the city, Carol and Jen get the attention of the Spider

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Looking to each other knowingly, both Carol and Jen moved closer, seeing an immediate change in the green arachnid’s demeanor. “Spider-Man? Can you think straight? Are you back to normal?”

 

Strangely, Peter Parker slowly began to wobble about, his balance becoming a bit tricky while he chuckled and giggled to himself. “Oh, hey big green titty lady, WOW you got big… Whatcha been eating anyway? The jolly green giant?” Collapsing back onto his rear, Spider-Man’s chuckles turned to full on laughter, holding his sides with all six of his clawed hands. “Oh hey, I gots more handssh… Wooh! Whissssh ones my favorite? Oh, there you are!” Pulling up his lower left claw it gave him the finger. “Huh… guess not.”

 

Blinking back at Spider-Man in surprise, Jennifer looked to the others and found them all... Well, shit-faced drunk!

 

The pink and white Spider-Gwen spun around from the silk strand she dangled from before she lost her grip and dropped like a tonne of bricks, rolling onto her back and laughing like a hyena. Silk had already fallen to the ground and found herself tangled in her own webbing, staring back sleepily at the cat’s cradle she was occupied with while her tongue stuck out of her mouth. Black Widow and Spider Woman were still perched above a light post but were now drunkenly making out, their many hands getting in the way of each other and wincing when their fangs clicked together.

 

“This is just screwed up…” Huffed Carol, shaking her head at the show of 5 giant spider monsters rolling around, blink drunk.”

 

“What the hell? I didn’t brew any with ‘Irish Cream’, why is everyone acting like its happy hour?!”

 

Drinking the last drop that the thermos had to offer, Venom tossed the empty container away and landed gracefully on his clawed feet. “Because caffeine is like alcohol to a spider.” Rolling his shoulders and standing up straight, Venom looked down at himself and shifted his appearance, balancing out the mass in his form so that all six of his arms were the same size and straightened out his eyes, which were floating around the surface of his head before focusing them back to the front of his face. “But unlike the spiders over there, WE are not arachnids.”

 

“Well… At least YOU are in control, what happened here anyway?” Asked Jen, seeing one of her son’s tug at her dress and thoughtfully lifted him up to hold at her size, still marvelling at how rapidly he and the others were maturing.

 

“Spider-Man got turned a little while ago and started looking for others like him, turning those two ladies and bringing Black Widow and Spider-Woman along with him. He tried to get us too but our other took the brunt of his radioactive poisons.”

 

“Leading you to look like an eight-legged acid trip?” Pointed Carol with a smirk.

 

Crossing his many arms, Venom smiled a toothy grin. “Yes, and YOU into a giant blue slut, Spider-Man never shut up about how you just stomped into his apartment and jackhammered him and his wife!”

 

Glaring back with a stern look, Carol stomped over and stood to loom over the symbiote clad agent with her hands at her wide hips. “What was that little man? Call me a slut again and I’ll drive my fist up your ass, my other down your throat and play you like a damn accordion!” Suddenly the trio gasped, a flush of warmth passed through them that made their hearts boom in their chests and lose the strength to stand. Falling to her knees, Carol moaned and kneaded her massive breasts, a light blue blush on her cheeks. “Wha… What IS that?”

 

Jennifer had put her son down and fell to her own knees, intense arousal flooded into her being. Looking over to the gamma spiders she still found Black Widow and Spider-Woman making out and suddenly realised what was going on. “Jessica… It’s her pheromones…” The former hydra agent was giving off potent pheromones that had the whole group collapse in intense arousal, Carol didn’t even resist when she felt Spider-Man come up behind her and line himself up.  Trying to fight it at best she could, She-Hulk lost her resolve when she looked up at what the pheromones were doing to Venom. Instantly the symbiote had formed a massive erection that was as big and long as his forearm! With balls that began to form and swell to the size of melons. Licking her lips, Jen pounced on her prize.

 

*

 

Reaching out with his mind, Charles Xavier breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on a pile of bricks, one of the few things left of his mansion after his X-Men had all been turned into hulkish monsters and demolished it. Feeling a warm body press up against his back, the professor looked over his shoulder to find Storm draping her hands over his shoulders affectionately, her large breasts mashed against the broad space of his back. “I take it you not frowning means Emma took back the rest of the X-men?” When Storm was snapped out of her feral state thanks to the coffee she didn’t have too much time to gather her wits when her water broke and she gave birth to two daughters and four sons. Now her sextuplets slept nearby, tended to by Psylocke along with Rogue’s five daughters. “Yes, it was a slow process but they’re all heading back now.”

 

“Hmm, good to hear.” Shaking her long green hair, Rogue had stood up and joined the two, sitting down next to Charles’s side and pressing her shoulder against his thigh, nearly resting her head on his knee. Rogue had gone through the same ordeal when she regained her self control. Waking up to find herself massive, green and full in the throes of labour. Thirty minutes later, the southern belle had recovered amazingly fast… And had become rather clingy. Now that in her Hulkish state she had absolute control of her powers she had been capitalizing on being able to touch and hold just about everyone around her, but her main focus had been the Professor. “Still… It’s not like that wasn’t FUN’n all.”

 

“Oh, I can’t disagree Rogue.” Smiled Ororoe warmly, her hands gently kneading the professor’s shoulders before bringing a hand to affectionately comb at his new green hair. “But It’s a shame I can’t remember who the father of my little bundles of joy are.” Leaning down until her tusked lips reached Xavier’s ear she whispered. “Then again I know who’s going to be the father of my NEXT litter.”

 

Eyes going wide, Charles looked up to find the orc woman giving him a hungry look, the same look Rogue and Psylocke were giving him right now. “OH LOOK! My X-MEN are back!” Standing up and moving away from the attention, the Professor was relieved to find the large crowd of Hulks make their way back, his smile turned to a grimace when he spotted who was leading them all back and the state she was in. Emma Frost huffed with each step, deeply annoyed at the way her swollen breasts jostled back and forth, staining her make-shift top. But her real problem was the bulk of her pregnant belly, one hand rubbed its surface to calm the storm of kicks she felt inside while her other hand rested on her hip to keep her balance. The other ladies looked on with knowing pity when the alabaster woman slowly lowered herself to sit and sighed in relief.

 

“Everyone… Huff… Is here and accounted for… Professor.”

 

“Good to know, I take it there wasn’t too much trouble reigning them all in?”

 

Giving the green skinned man a haughty grin, Emma was smug. “I am the White Queen Charles, control is what I’m known for.”

 

“YOU DID WHAT?!” Roared Cyclops, glaring down with his single glowing eye at the indifferent Wolverine. “I’m jut saying, I think I remembered plowing Emma when this all happened.”

 

“She’s my fiancé Logan!”

 

“Oh, please Scott, Emma’s been knocking boots behind your back even BEFORE she became a giant albino porn queen.” Pointing towards his lupine snout, the giant green wolf continued. “Believe me, the nose knows.”

 

“Logan!”

 

“Oh you need proof? Hey everybody, raise your hand if you rolled around in the hay with the ‘Head Mistress’ over there.” Instantly raising his own hand, the two looked around to find a rather large chorus of hands slowly get raised; Gambit raised his hand, then Ice Man, Colossus raised his and got an elbow from Kitty, even Laura slowly raised hers.

 

“YOU MOTHER…” Cocking back his fist, Cyclops took a swing at Wolverine, his strike missing the wolf’s nose by almost half a foot.

 

“The mighty Cyclops everybody! No fear, no hesitation… No depth perception, heh.” The laugh was short lived when Cyclops gave Wolverine a full hit from his optic blasts, sending the man hurtling towards a tree several yards away. Watching on with mild embarrassment, Charles crossed his arms and shook his head. “Oh yes Emma, the very definition of control.”


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